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Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me. Spice things up in a first date by wearing a parachute and refusing to talk about it. Girls complain about guys using them for sex, but sex is awesome!

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That first exchange sets the tone for the rest of the relationship, so you should go beyond one-word openers and say something to give your date a laugh. A solid joke can help you get your conversation off on the right foot — or at least up your odds of getting a response. Note: Making a personalized joke is funny.

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Post love quotes or your couple photos. If you are putting up a dating profile, make sure it has an eye-catching headline. The best part about online dating is that, your first impression is decided through the headlines which you put up on your profile.

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TNW uses cookies to personalize content and ads to make our site easier for you to use. One one-liner a day keeps the doctor away…so, here is a shortlist of the best one-liners you can find on the internet today. Have fun!

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Hubpages writer StricktlyDating is an Australian writer creating pages of original funny quotes and status updates. If you're struggling with what to write in your online dating profile, this is the place for you! On this page, you'll find a huge collection of funny, sweet and cheeky quotes and statements to enhance your profile.

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Just some very funny summations from some very funny people, all told in one line. Many of these funny one liners are from legendary comedians and others are from random or unknown people. My dealer sure has some explaining to do. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Now, not every website has a space for this. This applies to you. Your dating headline is one of the first things on your profile that sets you apart from the crowd of posers, six-pack-selfy-takers, nimrods, and lowlifes.

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